Adele: I set fire to the rain Me: Mom: Adele: Watched it pour Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.
smelliet: okay ANDRWE FUCKING SCOTT FUCKING STOP IT NO ON ELIKES YOU OR YOUR SUTPID FUCKING ACCENT OR YOUR DUMB UNBUTTONED SHIRT YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE NO FUCK YOU STOP
epicnothingness: xxteambreezyxx: gabbiilove: Why homosexuality should be banned. THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING Watch it
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what leslie knope stands for
kunton: More dog parks Senior citizens rights Safe streets Safe sidewalks Better schools Lower taxes Better parks Better business climate Better Better Business Bureau Cleaner streets Improve greenways More snow plows Protecting Pawneeans Improving tourism More trash cans Energy-efficient street lights Westside Detoxification and Revitalization Project Repaving Grand Avenue ...
mormondad: I want to be your friend but idk how to start a conversation
struckbysherlock: A few years ago I was sitting on the couch COMPLETELY shitfaced with a few of my good friends at the time and I was playing with Paint. After a few minutes my friend looked over and told me I was the next Van Gogh and I should store it for safe keeping so I can sell it one day. 4 years later I finally found where I hid the picture. This is what I fucking drew. Saved as...